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Birthday Limericks for Mere_Ubu

Happy Birthday Mere!

Your lovely, patented mere_ubu Spaiku is an inspiration to us all, though perhaps that's not always a good thing, as you will soon see. Rated "R" for standard limerick naughtiness.

And now, the silliness:

There once was a poet named William
Regarding his guts, he’d just spill ‘em
‘Til he twigged that the way
to roll girls in the hay
was to dance with ‘em, tease ‘em, and thrill ‘em

Driving one hot night, right quick
While Lux croons out “New Kind of Kick”
Spike says, my heart might not beat
but this music’s a treat
Inhales, the Zippo shuts: snick

There once was a Slayer named Buffy
Who rode on her high horse, quite huffy
‘Long came our boy Spike
Gave’r a ride on his pike
Thought it’d make her all fluffy, not stuffy

Lastly, the disclaimers: Please, if they're no good, they're only words but... the feeling behind them... *ahem*
The meter might be shaky, the rhymes even shakier. That last one was by committee, over cocktails. Could you tell? Also, they aren't nearly as filthy as I had intended them to be. Forgive me, Mere. Have a great day!


Sep. 1st, 2008 12:55 pm (UTC)
Oh, that's too fabulous! And you even managed to throw The Cramps in there! *holds limerick tight* I'm so touched by this--and a leetle bit scandalized. Heh. I'm going to walk around giggling all day now and going, "Snick!" :D

Thank you so much!
Sep. 1st, 2008 02:23 pm (UTC)
Yay! I'm so glad you find them diverting. The Cramps one was tricky, since the only song I could find to rhyme with "DeSoto" was "Mr. Moto" (a fine song, but not Crampular). It had to be done.