Here's my first one:
Girl drummer eventually became PTA president.
See! It's easy. And: fun!
I think we should expand out into biography and do all the Buffyverse characters! Who's with me?
Here's a quick Faith: Evil didn't work. Slaying doesn't suck.
Giles: Misspent youth was a good foundation.
Lorne: Followed my heart, sang it out.
I admit, Spike's got me stumped. Too many years to sum up? Hey! That was six words! Yahtzee!